How I Orgasm - Part One

The Solo Quickie; The Indulgent Solo; The Unexpected Finger Fuck; The Public Disgrace; The Impact; The Anal; The Blowjob; The Cunnilingus

We bought this when we were visiting CERN. I’ve kept the lid as a souvenir of good times.

I experience so many kinds of orgasm. Here are just the most common, or the most distinct. In reality, there are too many factors to discuss in anything less than a PhD dissertation. Some of the extra factors are: my general mood that day; how tired I am; how long it’s been since I last orgasmed; how fit and hydrated I am (hydration significantly affects squirting), whether we slam straight into the action or spend time teasing and playing first, and whether we’re using poppers.

NB: There are risks with using poppers especially for (but not limited to) anyone with heart or blood pressure issues. I’m certainly not advocating you use them. Almost all the wonderful sex I have is in a completely non-altered state (or only altered by a nice sauvignon blanc). If you choose to use anything, get well informed first, and go slowly.

There’s one factor which reliably magnifies every kind of orgasm. I’ll leave that to the end of Part Two because it’s the most important thing you need to take from this if you want to experience and/or give more and better orgasms, but hopefully, although I’m describing my individual experience, there will be things you can try throughout this. Please do let me know if any of this is useful.

The Solo Quickie

This is when I have lots of work to do and a wank is an inconvenience, or I’m not actually that horny because I’m tired, but I can’t sleep. I get out my trusty vibrator. I’ve had it for years. It’s pink and straight and ribbed. It doesn’t do anything fancy at all, just vibrates in (I think) twelve patterns, of which I only use two. I’ve bought newer toys which can do a lot more (and mostly I’ve loved them), but when I want to cum as fast as possible, it’s Old Pinky every time.

This is also when I watch porn. Maximum stimulation; zero requirement for effort on my part. I usually find some extreme BDSM, sometimes lesbians, sometimes MF (or MMMMF, you get the picture). I prefer TubeBDSM to PornHub because it feels less staged.

I keep Pinky on my clit, starting by rubbing without the vibration, then I hold it almost still once I’m in the groove. I don’t penetrate myself at all because that makes me squirt and I don’t want to spend time getting out the splash blanket or clearing up afterwards. I’m often done inside of five minutes, fifteen max if I started super tired.

The orgasm itself is quick and smallish, but intense enough to make me grin, or even gasp out, “Miss”, and afterwards I can work with a clear head or I fall asleep happily. It’s functional, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy it.